2018 Bachelorette - Week 10 The Men Tell All

Hi Bach friends,

My apologies to those who suffered through the two-hour Jordan The Men Tell All episode of the Bachelorette last night. It was a waste of time, even at my Mariana Trench level low standards for this show.

After re-introducing the cast, including 3 dudes that got out the first night, Chris Harrison asks "Where do we start with this buffet?". I'm thinking the only possible answer is "Jordan and his beautifully stupid face" because I barely recognize the other 20 dudes sitting on stage. I literally have 6 pages of notes from the first night and have absolutely nothing on some of these guys. Were they even on the show this season? Has this series caused me to lose so many brain cells that I have amnesia? I'm not sure.

There were no major surprises, other than the fact that Lincoln was 100% edited out of every single one of the 10,000 video montages from the season that I was subjected to last night. If you were wondering if ABC had limits on what kind of scum they allow to be contestants on the show, it's somewhere between being a racist [Garrett] and an aggressive felon [Lincoln]. There is, in fact, a line that they won't cross - who knew!

Tune in next week for the 3-hour finale as we watch Garrett and Blake have emotional breakdowns over a girl they will halfheartedly date for 2 months, and then break up with. We're in for a good time.