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2020 Bachelor - Week 10, Night 2

It’s the finale! The evening starts with a painfully slow recap of the last 10 weeks. However, with literally no options left other than...

2020 Bachelor - Week 10, Night 1

Happy Night 1 of the finale! I opted to skip the recap last week because it was the most predictable 20 minute episode, followed by a...

2020 Bachelor - Week 8

Hope everyone enjoyed the most cringe-worthy episode of the season – fantasy suites! After last week’s rose ceremony, Madison pulls Peter...

2020 Bachelor - Week 7

WE HAVE MADE IT TO HOMETOWNS FRIENDS! It’s the best night of the season, so let’s get down the business. We start the evening with Hannah...

2020 Bachelor - Week 6

If you’re looking for the week 5 recap, I must report that there is, in fact, a limit to the amount of The Bachelor I can handle in one...

2020 Bachelor - Week 4

Back at it again tonight, and we pick up with the Chris Harrison announcing that the girls will be leaving the mansion the next round of...

2020 Bachelor - Week 3

We jump back into week 3, picking up with the definition of the word “bully”. Hannah Ann and Kelsey are still going at each other’s...

2020 Bachelor - Week 2

We pick up this week on Hannah’s second season of the Bachelor, with Hannah reeling from regrettable consequences of not wearing...

2020 Bachelor - Week 1

Loyal Bachelor Nation followers, it is with great joy that I’m back in the saddle again writing the Bach Bash recap. My feelings going...

2019 Bachelor - Week 10 Night 2

Suspense is high. I haven't breathed in 24 hours. What's going to happen? How is this going to end? Will Chris Harrison stop being so...

2019 Bachelor - Week 10 Night 1

SHOOK. I'm shook. Well, we have 4 hours & 2 days left in Bachelor Nation this season, so let's get to it. After 15 minutes of...

2019 Bachelor - Week 9 Update

Tonight's the night! It's finally fantasy suite night for America's favorite virgin, and you know what that means….we finally get to see...

2019 Bachelor - Week 8 Update

Woo hooo! We've made it to hometowns baby - or as I like to call it - STD Test Day for the remaining contestants (fantasy suites are just...

2019 Bachelor - Week 7 Update

Good evening all. Happy Hometowns-Eve. The stakes are high and the levels of desperation are higher. Let’s go. The night starts with...

2019 Bachelor - Week 6 Update

Ah Bach Nation friends, we are in for a good time tonight. Is it Christmas morning? No, even better. It's two rose ceremonies in a single...

2019 Bachelor - Week 5 Update

Well, another Monday, another totally misplaced shower scene with Colton. Seriously, why? The women and Colton are in Thailand this week,...

2019 Bachelor - Week 4 Update

Firstly, thank you to whoever at ABC approved the travel budget for this season. It's Week 4 and the girls are jetted across the world to...

2019 Bachelor - Week 3 Update

Hope everyone had an enjoyable MLK day. Like our honoree, I also have a dream… that one day ABC will stop this garbage TV show and give...

2019 Bachelor - Week 2 Update

Well we've made it to week 2. I'm glad you all are still with me, because honestly it was a little touch and go during the 3 hour...

2019 Bachelor - Week 1 Update

Thank you for checking out the first episode recap on The Bach Bash. I'm thrilled that we're able to be together on Colton Underwood's...

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